This is what happens when someone makes an offhand joke and I decide to run with it. Kudos to my brother, Dan, for pointing out this excellent wordplay opportunity. The Fireside Bake Apron is guaranteed to hide BBQ sauce and highlight flour. Either way, you're likely to be making something tasty that you should invite me over to sample. Unisex

This is what happens when someone makes an offhand joke and I decide to run with it. Kudos to my brother, Dan, for pointing out this excellent wordplay opportunity. The Fireside Bake Apron is guaranteed to hide BBQ sauce and highlight flour. Either way, you're likely to be making something tasty that you should invite me over to sample. Unisex design accentuates both the curves of a lady and the classic Dad Bod. 2 Pockets will hold things like A Beer (which should be in a Fireside Wake Koozie at this point), a meat thermometer, a spatula, a big wooden spoon, tongs, lint, Salt & Pepper shakers, egg separator, extra beaters, emergency Cheez-Its®, pocket dogs, and more!

This Black Apron is Cotton/polyester twill fabric with two patch pockets at waist level and a 1-inch wide neck strap with sewn-on buckle for adjustable fit. Pen not included.

Size: 22W x 30H