This maddening 500 Piece Two-Sided Puzzle is constructed from Professional Glossy Board quality on a 19"x19" canvas featuring Front and Back Album Cover Artwork from The Fireside Wake's debut release. Most people I have told about this have been very upset with me after seeing the artwork. But then they realize that they do puzzles to be challenged in the first place. The potential frustration behind this item is but a metaphor for how much and what kind of work goes into weird projects.
For Ages: Toddler to Charles Montgomery Burns
Difficulty Level: Uncalled-For.
Estimated Elapsed Completion Time: Somewhere between "An average game of Risk" and "Once COVID-19 vaccinations have been rightly made available to all humans."
To help you on your mission of completing this puzzle, Black Forge Coffee is letting me give you a bag of The Fireside Wake SOS Blend beans FOR FREE WITH EVERY PUZZLE PURCHASE! How freakin' cool is that?! Now you REALLY ought to go peep their website!
For those of you who have already purchased a puzzle, fret not. You shall receive the bonus bag o' beans just like everyone else. I'll eat the shipping.