This is it. This is my life's work. This is what this whole thing is about.

The Fireside Wake Debut Album 3xLP 180 Gram Half & Half Look-Through Etched Edition is Limited to only 100 pressings EVER. Disc 1 is Half Black/Blue, Disc 2 is Half Black/Red, and Disc 3 is Half Black/Green, all with inverse printed center labels. Sides A-E contain all 19 tracks from the debut album while Side F contains an etching of the Dual-Ringed Planet Graphic. The Vinyl Set is housed in a premium Triple Gatefold Jacket which includes Lyric + Artwork Booklet Insert, the accompanying 2 Compact Disc Set, and Digital Download Card.

Recorded at 37 Studios & Reed Recording Company, Mastered at Knack Mastering, Pressed at Third Man Pressing, Hand Assembled by Yours Truly at Fireside Wake Studios.

Get this while you can. It is truly a work of art and quite literally, a lifetime in the making.

Head over to the Gallery + Press Page for PDF versions of the Album Art & Credits, Track List, and Lyric & Artwork Booklet.

This is the no-nonsense 3xLP 180 Gram Standard Black Audiophile Etched Edition. Discs 1-3 are solid slabs of Black Wax with inverse printed center labels. Sides A-E contain all 19 tracks from the debut album while Side F contains an etching of the Dual-Ringed Planet Graphic. The Vinyl Set is housed in a premium Triple Gatefold Jacket which includes Lyric + Artwork Booklet Insert, the accompanying 2 Compact Disc Set, and Digital Download Card. Limited to 200 Pressings.

Recorded at 37 Studios & Reed Recording Company, Mastered at Knack Mastering, Pressed at Third Man Pressing, Hand Assembled by Yours Truly at Fireside Wake Studios.

Head over to the Gallery + Press Page for PDF versions of the Album Art & Credits, Track List, and Lyric & Artwork Booklet.

Welcome to the more affordable 3xLP 130 Gram Half & Half Look-Through Etched Edition. Disc 1 is Half Black/Blue, Disc 2 is Half Black/Red, and Disc 3 is Half Black/Green, all with inverse printed center labels. Sides A-E contain all 19 tracks from the debut album while Side F contains an etching of the Dual-Ringed Planet Graphic. The Vinyl Set is housed in a premium Triple Gatefold Jacket which includes Lyric + Artwork Booklet Insert, the accompanying 2 Compact Disc Set, and Digital Download Card. Limited to 200 Pressings.

Recorded at 37 Studios & Reed Recording Company, Mastered at Knack Mastering, Pressed at Third Man Pressing, Hand Assembled by Yours Truly at Fireside Wake Studios.

Head over to the Gallery + Press Page for PDF versions of the Album Art & Credits, Track List, and Lyric & Artwork Booklet.

The Fireside Wake debut album 2 Compact Disc Set housed in a Triple Gatefold Wallet-Style Jacket which includes Lyric + Artwork Booklet Insert, and Digital Download.

Recorded at 37 Studios & Reed Recording Company, Mastered at Knack Mastering, Glass Mastered & Replicated at Groove House Records Inc.

This maddening 500 Piece Two-Sided Puzzle is constructed from Professional Glossy Board quality on a 19"x19" canvas featuring Front and Back Album Cover Artwork from The Fireside Wake's debut release. Most people I have told about this have been very upset with me after seeing the artwork. But then they realize that they do puzzles to be challenged in the first place. The potential frustration behind this item is but a metaphor for how much and what kind of work goes into weird projects.

For Ages: Toddler to Charles Montgomery Burns

Difficulty Level: Uncalled-For.

Estimated Elapsed Completion Time: Somewhere between "A Couple Hours" and "An average game of Risk."

My guitar amps never seem to have enough control of the mid-frequency spectrum. If I had the opportunity to design the perfect amplifier, it would have insanely granular control over this section. The image on this T-shirt reflects what the control panel might look like on this fictitious piece of noise-making equipment. Mids, Mids, and more mids!

This Black Next Level Brand premium relaxed-fit short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt is using 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester and a tear away label.

The Fireside Wake is intended to be performed live by a raucous group of 5 energetically entertaining musicians: Lead Guitar/Lead Vocals, 2nd Guitar/Vocals, Bass, Drums, and an Auxiliary Person (3rd Guitar, Keys, Percussion, Harmonica, and any other god-forsaken noise that needs to be recreated live). At the time of this writing, no such band currently exists, though I would love to find players up to the task. The image on this T-shirt reflects what the stage setup might look like for this fictitious cloned band of Andys. I've been told it's simply too much Andy.

This Blue Next Level Brand premium relaxed-fit short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt is using 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester and a tear away label.

This is what happens when someone makes an offhand joke and I decide to run with it. Kudos to my brother, Dan, for pointing out this excellent wordplay opportunity. The Fireside Bake Apron is guaranteed to hide BBQ sauce and highlight flour. Either way, you're likely to be making something tasty that you should invite me over to sample. Unisex design accentuates both the curves of a lady and the classic Dad Bod. 2 Pockets will hold things like A Beer (which should be in a Fireside Wake Koozie at this point), a meat thermometer, a spatula, a big wooden spoon, tongs, lint, Salt & Pepper shakers, egg separator, extra beaters, emergency Cheez-Its®, pocket dogs, and more!

This Black Apron is Cotton/polyester twill fabric with two patch pockets at waist level and a 1-inch wide neck strap with sewn-on buckle for adjustable fit. Pen not included.

Size: 22W x 30H

It's hard to beat a classic black hoodie. The front sports "THE FIRESIDE WAKE" tastefully along the zipper line, while the back features the Dual-Ringed Planet. Physics makes this type of object impossible in the real world due to requiring a sphere to have two perpendicular rotating axes. In the land of imagination (and deep within my brain), anything is possible. This object inspires me to continue working towards achieving what is seemingly impossible.

This Black Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt by Independent Trading Co. is an 80/20 cotton/polyester blend with a soft lightweight fleece. Appointments include an antique nickel full-zip front, heavy gauge drawcord, nickel eyelets, and a split front pouch pocket.

"It's not something that you can fix. So, stitch up your lips." Ever get tired of hearing that one person who seemingly always has the answer for the problem or question you never asked? Did they get their PhD from gleaning Wikipedia.org? Do you ever wish you could just sew their yackety-trap up? Well, now you can passive aggressively tell them to take-a-hint with this mildly suggestive, creepy little bugger.

This Black Next Level Brand premium relaxed-fit short-sleeve crew neck t-shirt is using 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester and a tear away label. Design by: fearshiftchameleon

"Our mission is to bring people together through coffee, music and art." I can't think of a more apt collaboration between their S.O.S. medium roast (and dark chocolate vibes) coffee, my music, and the album art as painted by Steve Hargash. It's quite literally the quad-fecta embodiment of Black Forge's Mission Statement. You can catch their S.O.S. Van out on the road at expos, various small businesses, music venues and events across the country selling their merch, coffee, and raising funds and awareness for the many smaller independent music venues that have been affected by this virus crap. They're a COVID safe certified business, and are swell people to boot.

Twelve Ounces of Black Forge Coffee's whole bean medium roast blend with notes of dark chocolate tastes absolutely decadent when prepared french press or pour-over, but it works just fine in that gunked-up busted-ass Mr. Coffee next to your microwave too.

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"John Hancock? Pffft. It's HERBIE Hancock. Duh!" With this item add-on, I will autograph your album, or whatever merchandise you purchased. Joke's on you though: I'm just a dude who lives in a small town, in a small apartment, that regularly signs his name on all sorts of daily paperwork at my job. If my signature were worth anything, my employer would have a few billion more in the bank. However, I understand that people do enjoy having their albums just a touch more personalized. If this is you, I will be happy to oblige. Feel free to leave a Note when checking out describing how you would like it signed. For instance "-Andrew Dalton", "-Matt's Brother", "-Dan's Brother", "-Steve's Brother", "Liz's Brother", "Dave's Son", "To: (insert name here), Love, Andy". The options are only limited to how much graffiti you want on the album art. That said, you can also indicate WHERE you want me to sign it (cover, back, inner jacket, lyric book pg2, etc).

All autographs will be written using high-quality Sharpie brand felt tipped pens.

Pick a song - ANY song and I'll learn it, cover it, and post the performance to my YouTube Channel. Normally, I don't take requests at all, so those that know, REALLY know, that I must be desperate at this point if I'm willing to leave my fate in your hands. You can choose one of the songs from The Fireside Wake, or literally any other song in the universe. If you decide to be cheeky and pick some sort of avant-garde Soviet-techno-jazz song, I will deliver an equally sarcastic performance. Any honest request will be met with an honest attempt to learn and recreate said song. Please leave the Name of the Artist, Name of the Song, and if there is a particular version or whatever you want to hear, type all that up in the Notes section of your order when checking out.

I'm honestly really worried about how many Taylor Swift songs I'm about to have to learn. This could be super fun, or an absolute drag. Either way, it's happening!